The Secret Life of Santa Claus
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On Sale:
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6/11/2001
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Trade paperback
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It′s Christmas and for the first time Jackie French reveals the intimate secrets of life at the North Pole!Rudolph wants cosmetic surgery, the North Pole computer system has crashed, Blitzen Blitzen-Dottir is plotting revolution and even Santa Claus feels that blizzards aren′t what they used to be. Also includes Jackie French′s indispensible guide to surviving Christmas home-made Christmas crackers with PROPER jokes and pressies, ten minute frozen Christmas pudding, how to cook a turkey avoiding disaster, gifts for problem men, how to remove embarrassing Christmas and New Year lipstick and gravy stains and a few Saturnalia orgies... plus much more. Warning: also contains a recipe for Rum and Roses Fruit Cake. All Jackie French books are microwave and dishwasher safe.
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